Is the site healthy?

Davo said:

P.S. I'm still on standard Sprockets both back and front :wink:

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I changed to a blue stealth rear jobbie 8) :lol:

here's a little gem Taffy

copper headgaskets in the LDC instead of MLS

copper appears to be the better gasket and cheaper

granted Gazzas safari team noticed the problem first but if you look for info on it its bergsmlergs posts that will help people out.

Taffy said:

Berglsmerg you do talk complete and utter tosh! to speak your mind when there is actually nothing in it seems stupid.

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That's the pot calling the kettle black MCRP. You rave on like a 2 bob watch. "Fancy Pants" my arse, something I would expect my 6 year old son to say.

Can't really have a go at you Taff cause you are a legend on UHE, but I think your out of line.
I am happy for Json to boot me off for good, for being out of line but he can't boot you off.
You started this dumb thread and it seems you are the reason the site is unhealthy because you don't like the LDC riders unless they had an ol skool berg pre hand.

Why do you have an LDC motor in your advertisement? That’s got me farked. Did two blokes just call you a wanka MCRP, or is my hearing shot?

Thank god for Dale & John and 70 Degree Racing :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: I am more than happy to throw more money at them and can't wait for more of their products.

That’s my 2 bobs worth. That’s enough for me to want to have a XXXX with berglsmerg. Cats piss :lol:

Davo said:

That's the pot calling the kettle black MCRP.

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Eventually I remembered where MCRP came from, but by then I'd Googled it - you'll need to be careful how you use it to avoid confusion as one of the meanings is "Master Composter & Recycler Program".

petem said:

Davo said:

That's the pot calling the kettle black MCRP.

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Eventually I remembered where MCRP came from, but by then I'd Googled it - you'll need to be careful how you use it to avoid confusion as one of the meanings is "Master Composter & Recycler Program".

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Yeah Mr Cranky Rude Pants. Actually I think I have the cranky pants on too :?
I enjoy your posts petem keep em up

Davo said:

.... but he can't boot you off.

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You would be surprised.

thanks,
json

Taffy said:

i told you all I know' which clearly at this point isn't a lot is it?

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no **** ? See below.

berglsmerg said:

Sure I'm no mechanic but I still offer up the little I know or have experienced.

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bushmechanic said:

here's a little gem Taffy

copper headgaskets in the LDC instead of MLS

copper appears to be the better gasket and cheaper

granted Gazzas safari team noticed the problem first but if you look for info on it its bergsmlergs posts that will help people out.

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Davo said:

That’s enough for me to want to have a XXXX with berglsmerg. Cats piss :lol:

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Thanks guys

berglsmerg said:

I changed to a blue stealth rear jobbie 8) :lol:

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That was a piss take intended to get a rise out of you taffy

That’s my 2 bobs worth. That’s enough for me to want to have a XXXX with berglsmerg. Cats piss

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glad you fixed that up Davo, for the sake of the health of the site

3 letters or four makes a big difference, prolly still taste the same though

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That’s my 2 bobs worth. That’s enough for me to want to have a XXXX with berglsmerg. Cats piss

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glad you fixed that up Davo, for the sake of the health of the site

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Yeah Bushie I was a little incoherent when I wrote that (Friday night 10:00pm get the picture :? ). It was a joke but didn't read that way in the morning with a clear head :? Reads good now though :wink:

Anyway I'll just crawl under a rock and hide :cry: UHE definately needs a "Have you been drinking?" button as you log on :wink:

There is a small little wedge in UHE. I think it is because the LDC boyz havn't split their cases apart yet, It will happen just hopefully not to me

Yeah Bushie I was a little incoherent when I wrote that (Friday night 10:00pm get the picture :? ). It was a joke but didn't read that way in the morning with a clear head :? Reads good now though :wink:

i've often thought the same thing myself :lol:

Anyway I'll just crawl under a rock and hide :cry: UHE definately needs a "Have you been drinking?" button as you log on :wink:

yeah i'm with you on that one davo :lol:
come to think of it...some of my best work comes out after a 6 pack of cats piss :lol:
either that, or i baffle everyone in bul$hit,including myself :twisted:

There is a small little wedge in UHE. I think it is because the LDC boyz havn't split their cases apart yet, It will happen just hopefully not to me [/quote]

mate ..come on...you haven't lived till you stripped a berg motor...blah blah blah......when i was a boy, we had to strip them down every 100 mile...blindfolded...while not spilling 1 drop of cats piss 8) ...typical blues ******,you got it too easy,know wonder you blokes can't win when the chips are down
5 in a row with only 18% of the total number of players in the nrl. 8)
sell that piece of crud & buy a an 01 model...dare ya :mrgreen:
toughen ya up a bit ,make a man of you 8)
now...who's for some cats piss or home made plonk?
u with me yet?
..weed..

I think we need a sticky at the top of the board, "A History of UHE/Husaberg"

Include things like a "whos who" on the forum, things theyve done for us, mug shots etc etc

ALso, a whos who in the factory, id love to know about the people that built by bike.
Past and present riders/championships. Anything really

That way, newbies like me can keep up when things get interesting/heated as they often do.

I'm with ya weed

Hic, slurp ccasion5:

Davo, Taffy wouldn't be so grumpy if someone had given him a new 09+ bike, unlimited budget and said tune her up please :wink:

Davo said:

...typical blues ******,you got it too easy,know wonder you blokes can't win when the chips are down
5 in a row with only 18% of the total number of players in the nrl. 8)
sell that piece of crud & buy a an 01 model...dare ya :mrgreen:
toughen ya up a bit ,make a man of you 8)
now...who's for some cats piss or home made plonk?
u with me yet?
..weed..

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I'm with ya too weed

I am sober and here is a bit of idle dribble.

Hey berglsmerg and Weed, how did you guys manage to misconstrue my post so it looks like I said "...typical blues ******, you got it too easy" ??

And Weed, Blues ******. Great hey? I have no comeback to that shot cause there is none. I live in a looser state :roll:
I can’t even take the piss out of Queensland cause I am heading to Fraser Island soon and can’t wait to get out of Sydney it’s cold here. I have forgotten how bad XXXX tastes, will have to try one when on Fraser and think of you blokes.
So in summary, I don't have much going for me, I live in a looser state + I am a LDC outcast because I have never owned a old school berg :cry:
Look there is another LDC sprocket post check it out!!! right when Taffy is getting out of the fart sac. Great timing Fizz :lol:

My FE570 does looks fine and dandy in my garage I can't see it getting sold for anything, I just took another look and I can't get behind where you are going "piece of crud" 8O 8O . They just look the part the new LDC's.
I am keen on a 08 450 but am broke after wacking $16K on the 570. More like $17K with the added bling and Subframe Tank. It's a little bit fancy now :wink:
I can't put my finger on why I like riding my mates 08 FE450 though. I really enjoyed reading ORANGEBERGS post re the old school Bergs. Lucky this joint is a good place to learn. I am definitely refraining from posting on old school users posts from now on. Think that upsets the apple cart.

Hey speaking of the apple cart, did you see BERGBRO's shot at aquajett in the "2010 FE570 oil and filter change level" post? I just love aquajett's reply, reading between the lines I reckon it said, "Piss orf ya sheep shagger I am no LDC outcast, I had a 6fiddee" :lol: :lol: :lol:
A KIWI siding with Taffy is enough to tip UHE from unhealthy to doomed :lol: :lol: :lol:
Time for Json to issue the command:
format C: and wack the UHE server on Fleabay :lol: Add could read server was happy till 2008 but was unstable from 2009 to present :wink:


Json, I do like your reply it gave me a good laugh :lol:

schwim said:

Davo said:

.... but he can't boot you off.

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You would be surprised.
thanks,
json

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philis said:

I think we need a sticky at the top of the board, "A History of UHE/Husaberg"
Include things like a "whos who" on the forum, things theyve done for us, mug shots etc etc
That way, newbies like me can keep up when things get interesting/heated as they often do.

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I like this idea but I guess there are no resources or time to make it happen. Even a button in the menu box with this info would be good. Could be hidden so only users see it.
Why did Dale Lineweaver leave UHE and why was he logged on the other day?

hey davo I was paying out on nsw too and yes could do with some cats piss but I'll stick to my 09 thankyou very much. You get to go to fraser, I'll be busting stone up near darwin wishing I was necking cat piss. At least the weather is great up here 30's max and low 20 at night. NSW pffft. A sheep rooter and whining pom teaming up against the aussies huh? Stick it to em mate !

from what i know lineweaver seems a very busy chap and i dont think it was a case of leaving it just his work took him away from Husabergs.

He does pop in now and then.

As far as a couple of the other suggestions that have been floated;

The summary of each person. Who decides what goes in it and who writes it? Then there is no doubt there will be people whinging that this was included and how come mr X has got more written about him than mr Y.

Good idea but more hassle than its worth and asking for trouble is my view on that one i'm afraid.

Then this talk of some form of 'them and us' between the LDC group and the oldies. WTF is this aparthaid SA or what?

who really gives a **** what bike people are riding, ok some of the questions for the new bikes are a bit no brainers but then some of the LDC people have never had any sort of Berg before. We should be saying hello not berating them for their lack of knowledge.

The fact the bike are pretty bulletproof compared to the older models has also contributed to the lack of more technical questions as people simply dont have to pull em apart as often. Give me a bike i dont have to strip all the time anyday, and i aint going to strip it just for the sake of curiosity (actually i have for a couple of things but it was nothing major)

for those that can get one Trail bike and enduro mag (TBM) in the uk have tests on the 2st this month. they also have some very nice things to say about the 4st bikes so perhaps they arent quite the piles we've all wasted our money on.

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hey davo I was paying out on nsw too and yes could do with some cats piss but I'll stick to my 09 thankyou very much. You get to go to fraser, I'll be busting stone up near darwin wishing I was necking cat piss. At least the weather is great up here 30's max and low 20 at night. NSW pffft. A sheep rooter and whining pom teaming up against the aussies huh? Stick it to em mate !

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I had to stick it to BERGBRO after his last joke where the Alien took the KIWI's brain out :lol:
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Cheeky bugga he is.
I'm keeping well away from Taff and his posts. I can't wait till one of the 2 smokers post something dumb, like do I need the DVSK kit, that should shake his tree.


Hey cypher nice reply I wish I could have written it as good as that. Look forward to sharing an ale with you in May.

cypher said:

Then this talk of some form of 'them and us' between the LDC group and the oldies. WTF is this aparthaid SA or what?

who really gives a fudge what bike people are riding, ok some of the questions for the new bikes are a bit no brainers but then some of the LDC people have never had any sort of Berg before. We should be saying hello not berating them for their lack of knowledge.

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:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

The real "them and us" ought to be reserved for things like dirt bikers vs those who'd like to close down all the places we ride. Struth, if we can't even manage to stick together within a group of people who own the same make of bike, then never mind the forum, we're all doomed in general, DOOMED I TELL YOU!