Bad to Worse.....
Ok, my dealer offered to send me the tank (complete with fuel pump and pressure regulator) from his 390 demo. Since he's 4 hours away, I though that was a fantastic offer. He sent it to me. I pulled my tank off, mailed mine to him. popped his on, and hit the starter.
Oh crap! I forgot to connect the fuel line. No big deal. I connected the fuel line, but it just won't start. It cranks and cranks, but won't fire at all. The fuel pump is absolutely spinning because I can hear it. WTF! I checked the spark plug. I was wet. Ok, I'm getting fuel. I checked for spark and I'm getting a good spark. I dried off the plug, put it back in and tried again. Still won't fire. Could it be a bad plug? I changed the plug, but it still won't fire. Could it be that I now have so much fuel in the cylinder that it needs to dry out for a while? I fully charged the battery, but it still won't fire. I checked my valves. They are all within tolerance. Two are on the low end of the range, but all are within the limits.
I sprayed starting fluid into the intake and it chugs, but won't fire. If my current problem were due to a flooded combustion chamber, wouldn't the starting fluid be enough to ignite it and clear it out?
Any ideas other than giving up and starting to drink a lot?
UPDATE:
Ok, I really feel stupid. When it wouldn't start, the first thing I thought was that I didn't put enough gas in the tank so I added some. Then I wrote the above. I just went out and added a lot more. Due to the shape of the tank, it seems that a dry tank needs at least 1/3 of a tank before the gas will "siphon" over the countours and go into the lowest well where the pump is. As I kept pouring more into the tank, I suddenly heard it begin to siphon over one "ridge" and into the lower well. I was shocked at how much it took to get the pump submerged. Anyway, as soon as that happend, it fired right up! I seft administered a dope slap!