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- Apr 28, 2004
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- Arizona
Three fellows were riding in Mexico and happened on a small Villa full of beautiful women. While in the process of each pleasing a young lady the Military returned to catch them in the act. The Captain was quite upset and sentenced the 3 to death by firing squad. First up was the Husaberg rider. He thought about how to get out of this mess, and when they took aim he yelled out "earthquake". The soldiers took cover and he ran off over the hill. The KTM rider was next and seeing what happened previously, yelled out "hurricane" when they were about to fire. The soldiers scrambled for cover and he ran off over the hill as well. Finally the Yamaha rider was placed in front of the firing squad. He noticed how yelling out a disaster warning caused the soldiers to scramble and his friends to escape. Just as the Captain bellowed out "ready"....."aim"....
our Yamaha friend cried out "FIRE" .
(Apologies to Justin in advance
)
our Yamaha friend cried out "FIRE" .
(Apologies to Justin in advance
)
