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The fun police (aka wife) !!
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I had seen the first one, but not the second.
My favorite eBay auction was the guy selling his ex-wife's wedding dress, and modeled it for the auction. That one was funny.
thanks,
json
My favorite eBay auction was the guy selling his ex-wife's wedding dress, and modeled it for the auction. That one was funny.
thanks,
json
To be fair...That is a long description just to say"Helmet for sale" . I know it is good to advertise the "service history!" But that is a funny life history!! The long haired Generals strike again! { that is the endearement term that soldiers use to describe the wife.}
Scouser, I don't think it's about selling the helmet but about venting and also maybe warning other guys about this.
BUT: all women are controlling. Yes, they all are like the hottie at the bar at first. Then they will do whatever to control you and keep you on the leash.
Been married twice (yup), had two long relationships (like marriage without the bond) and they all do whatever they can to make you drop whatever hobby, friends, athletic activity you have.
It took my current wife a bit of time to realize I had been there before and that it was not going to work with me.
I am not ranting: this is PSA. I do the same at work.
That one dude even has to ask his wife authorization to go out for lunch with us. To be part of the football pool, he had to ask for money back at the gas station, $20 at a time for 2 weeks. I asked him if he sold his balls on eBay. That idiot carries a Glock in his car, I am sure this is going to end badly.
If you lost your balls, grow a new pair and go ride. If she is angry at you riding, go ride some more and tell her it's better you ride a bike than a girlfriend.
BUT: all women are controlling. Yes, they all are like the hottie at the bar at first. Then they will do whatever to control you and keep you on the leash.
Been married twice (yup), had two long relationships (like marriage without the bond) and they all do whatever they can to make you drop whatever hobby, friends, athletic activity you have.
It took my current wife a bit of time to realize I had been there before and that it was not going to work with me.
I am not ranting: this is PSA. I do the same at work.
That one dude even has to ask his wife authorization to go out for lunch with us. To be part of the football pool, he had to ask for money back at the gas station, $20 at a time for 2 weeks. I asked him if he sold his balls on eBay. That idiot carries a Glock in his car, I am sure this is going to end badly.
If you lost your balls, grow a new pair and go ride. If she is angry at you riding, go ride some more and tell her it's better you ride a bike than a girlfriend.
Come on Froggie, not all women are controlling. They really are alot cleverer ( what the!! ) than us mere males as they are the ones with the power. Unfortunately, it's usually used for evil things like persuading us to do what they want, but once in their trance it's very easy to loose site of the real important things in life....Husabergs & riding :lol:
Alot of blokes say their wives control their lives, they usually need controling. The others go riding & do what ever they like...they're called batchelors...there is no fine line.
Life is a compromise between what we want to do & what we know we should be doing. It's just a mater of getting your priorities straight. Remember, a berg in the hand is better than a hand full of bush. 8)
Wal
Alot of blokes say their wives control their lives, they usually need controling. The others go riding & do what ever they like...they're called batchelors...there is no fine line.
Life is a compromise between what we want to do & what we know we should be doing. It's just a mater of getting your priorities straight. Remember, a berg in the hand is better than a hand full of bush. 8)
Wal
Women like to control their men because they feel inferior, that's a proven fact.
Not one married man I know will disagree with me in that their wife is either controlling, or in control, or has tried to control them.
Some men are controlling, but most are not. I guess there's more to say about this, but the fact that we can turn pretty much anything into a hobby tends to aggravate women to no end.
I also think that arguing with a woman is a total waste of time for both parties involved, as we tend to use that thing called logic -and god, do they hate that thing.
Not one married man I know will disagree with me in that their wife is either controlling, or in control, or has tried to control them.
Some men are controlling, but most are not. I guess there's more to say about this, but the fact that we can turn pretty much anything into a hobby tends to aggravate women to no end.
I also think that arguing with a woman is a total waste of time for both parties involved, as we tend to use that thing called logic -and god, do they hate that thing.
Dunno where this is actually heading, but I agree with Froggy, arguing with women is a bvit like arguing with an idiot, they will invariably drag you down to their level and beat you with the experience they have gained over time.
Wal, you have a good take on it.
Azza.
Wal, you have a good take on it.
Azza.
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Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over -women like that are hard to find."
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over -women like that are hard to find."
