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WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy pr*ck.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp. If you don't... you're an insensitive b'stard.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination. If SHE asks you... it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert. If you don't... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist. If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain. If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something. If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of sh*t . If you're not... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired. If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed. If you don't... there must be someone else.
MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO :bugeyes: :angel12:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy pr*ck.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp. If you don't... you're an insensitive b'stard.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination. If SHE asks you... it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert. If you don't... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist. If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain. If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something. If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of sh*t . If you're not... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired. If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed. If you don't... there must be someone else.
MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO :bugeyes: :angel12:
