I laugh at your jokes Tuts, they never cease to amuse me. Your right, not many other people get them on the first read, but on the second.....the coin drops.
Nice looking bike fakesy & I cant wait to own one soon. Keep it in the kitchen or at least in the house. When it's that clean it's a centre piece. Once you've got away with it a couple of times it wont matter how worn out it looks, it's always got it's place. Think of the security issue once has to go back to the shed. :lol:
I leave my bikes in the house now when I go away as I don't have anyone to complain. Leaves a lovely smell of fuel in the house ( premium of course ) when I get home for the silent welcome.
PS: I only allow the KTM in the house cause I couldn't get a Berg for the 3 year old..I'll have to post a video soon on youtube cause the kid's blowing my mind on the bike. 8O Keep ya posted :wink: