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heres the joke seee wot u think

Lplates

Lplates

Joined Apr 2006
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lancs uk
a P*SSEY cat is put out 4 the night,on the walk it sees a small sausage in the middle of a large puddle of water,it carefully walks in to the water to collect said sausage and gets all wet up to its belly fur after eating the sausage it spots a large sausage further in to the water as the p*ssy precedes the water gets deeper & deeper the P*SSEY cat get wet all over any way she eats the tasty meal and carrys on it s way dripping wet but HAPPY


the morel to this tale is: the larger the sausage . the wetter the P*SSEY!


wot u think?
 
Heres another:

Whats the difference between a tribe of Pygmy elephant hunters and a ***** track team?
Ones a group of cunning runts, and ones a group of running...... 8O
 
man says that the greatest day of his life was the day he stood in the church and with a beaming smile on his face saw his wife come down the aisle, he bent forward and kissed her on the cheek and gave her a knowing wink before slamming the lid closed...

regards

Taffy
 
Lplates said:
a P*SSEY cat is put out 4 the night,on the walk it sees a small sausage in the middle of a large puddle of water,it carefully walks in to the water to collect said sausage and gets all wet up to its belly fur after eating the sausage it spots a large sausage further in to the water as the p*ssy precedes the water gets deeper & deeper the P*SSEY cat get wet all over any way she eats the tasty meal and carrys on it s way dripping wet but HAPPY


the morel to this tale is: the larger the sausage . the wetter the P*SSEY!


wot u think?
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What I think? I think the moderators must've all been asleep (or out riding) when you submitted your post. :roll: :roll: Uh, oh, you're gonna get it when mommie gets home! :shock: :shock: :shock:
 
doctorcorey said:
Lplates said:
a P*SSEY cat is put out 4 the night,on the walk it sees a small sausage in the middle of a large puddle of water,it carefully walks in to the water to collect said sausage and gets all wet up to its belly fur after eating the sausage it spots a large sausage further in to the water as the p*ssy precedes the water gets deeper & deeper the P*SSEY cat get wet all over any way she eats the tasty meal and carrys on it s way dripping wet but HAPPY


the morel to this tale is: the larger the sausage . the wetter the P*SSEY!


wot u think?
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What I think? I think the moderators must've all been asleep (or out riding) when you submitted your post. :roll: :roll: Uh, oh, you're gonna get it when mommie gets home! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Wot I think: I was out riding but thought it was funny and just shy of the line. Double ontondre(sp) has its place. It could have been much worse and nobody complained to me. Are you at this time? Hope not I was thinking things were going pretty well.
 
Bobzilla said:
doctorcorey said:
Lplates said:
a P*SSEY cat is put out 4 the night,on the walk it sees a small sausage in the middle of a large puddle of water,it carefully walks in to the water to collect said sausage and gets all wet up to its belly fur after eating the sausage it spots a large sausage further in to the water as the p*ssy precedes the water gets deeper & deeper the P*SSEY cat get wet all over any way she eats the tasty meal and carrys on it s way dripping wet but HAPPY


the morel to this tale is: the larger the sausage . the wetter the P*SSEY!


wot u think?
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What I think? I think the moderators must've all been asleep (or out riding) when you submitted your post. :roll: :roll: Uh, oh, you're gonna get it when mommie gets home! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Wot I think: I was out riding but thought it was funny and just shy of the line. Double ontondre(sp) has its place. It could have been much worse and nobody complained to me. Are you at this time? Hope not I was thinking things were going pretty well.
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No. Bobz, I'm not complaining. I thought it was funny too, so I answered the question with what I considered a funny reply. :) :) :) :) p.s. Are there any female members in the UHE?..........I don't recall ever seeing one. P.SS Taffy's joke was funnier. Later, DC
 
taf is always good for a laugh as for the fairer ones if they are here they must be good gals to put up all the other stuff we go through.
Aint it good to all just get along and have a few giggles????????? :p
 
well id better not tell the one about female paratroopers then?if people r so "techy" or may be some one would like to here it any way :twisted:
 
Lplates said:
well id better not tell the one about female paratroopers then?if people r so "techy" or may be some one would like to here it any way :twisted:
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Geez man. As an Englishman (I assume, given your location) I would expect you to set a better example regarding the use of English. 8O
 

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