GENTLEMEN! START..YOUR..ENGINES!!!!!

in a few hours, almost exactly two years to the hour i head for Newmarket High street and the 1am tuesday coach to gatwick where i'll meet cypher (fraser) and Kez (olly). we are booked on the 10.45am out on Tuesday morning and will arrive in Las Vegas 1.30pm central rattlesnake time.

that's what it takes for us to get to you ready for the first run friday. it's going to be good.

there, to meet us on a chair will be Dez with possy of ladies he assures us are all of ill repute and have been personally verified by himself. as back up in case he's bringing his aunt mildred who will be doing an assortment of "tricks" i'm assured - but i may have lost that in the bobzilla to english dislectionary, trust there will be a little display of circus performances in the foye.

i was assured in the pub last night that "las vegas will blow your phu....head off". so that may have to compete with for brendan's next fall for highlight of the week. then again schwim says he's kept a story or two back.... so we await.....

thanks again afore we go to dez for being a true yellow e....r blue and pickin us up. apparently he'll be taking us away from the airport doin 40mph and bringing us back after a (long) week at 70.... we shall see.

thanks again to those who are lending us bikes and i trust your faith in us will be honoured when we breakdown the bikes and bring 'em home in the suitcase.

look forward to seeing every single one of you again including you brendan and especially fry who i owe one (but he doesn't know what the 'one' is!) , really hope froggy will come up as we need all types of wierdos there with me. ken wanna see you so i can steel yer tank and drool over the black beast, all will admire dez's gleaming machine and be amazed that tuts has gone two years without touching it and it still runs!!!!

i look forward to meeting a great rider like the BOSS, so i can hear ALL his tails and then shoot even more sheeeyut. he must meet his match!

not sure if splat will be there, hope he is so i can say hallo to your family again. wanna ride with big jeff again as he got my vote for rider of the ride last time. great effort. look forward to seeing eric so i can put him right on carbs, to seeing ossaman so i can buy him a beer and grovel. most of all i wanna see one-lung and my ol buddy bobzilla. gonna finish that joke this time one-lung!!!!!

all the regulars, look forwards to seeing you all.

anyone booked a table at the moab brewery yet?

knowing the 20 or so from the last time i look forward to making 20 more this time.

let the good times roll.

and at the end may all the champions drink a bottle of milk!

gentlemen! start..your..engines!!!!!!!!

regards


Taffy

someone bring a motorcycle jacket. 43" chest. preferably shagged out. i can't carry everything and what with boots and helmet i'm looking at a serious kilo problem at check in. no not me! the baggage!

i'm bringing a casual jacket and i reckon day time i won't need one but it's a chance!

i gotta bring all my garish shirts for walking up vegas's lights!

regards

Taffy