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i can exclusively reveal that the factory has been so incensed by the loss of it's 'viking spirit' that it has brought back the SEM ignition.
factory sources revealed that after a "jolly good ride" with no trouble at all, they're going to put the SEM ignition unit back into full production!
viking leader ole gunnar larsson said; "we learnt a great deal from the british system of 4-4-2 and we want to see 'our boys' the vibrant youth of tomorrow working in their driveways every sunday afternoon like the good old days"
we want to see them kicking the sh... out of their machines and as such we have made the kickstart a factory optional extra!"
tears flowed down ole's cheek as he continued: "it hurts me to see the youth of today, unfit, nothing to do, and especially to see their dainty little left legs, unexercized and all weak looking!"
when pushed further - ole fell over.
