Well it took two days to get home since Neil was sore as hell. We stopped in Wendover for the night and had a steak and a few cold ones. Good night rest. I think the room at the Peppermill was just a " little bit " bigger than the cabin. Got Neil settled in to home and unloaded the bikes. Got all the "500lbs" of junk I travel with put away and hooked the bikes up to the tenders.
A little voice somewhere said " try the berg , try the berg " so gas was still on pulled the choke out and kick................. ONCE and it starts. Let it run for a while in the back yard get good and hot then around the neighbor hood and back in the yard getting real hot and still running.. Go figure. The only berg that **** itself out there and it must have been a dirty carb and I dislodged the junk or else it was water from running through the puddles... What ever
The ride in Moab
Neil ( I think we should call him ONE LUNG here on the site) and I arrive a day early cause we couldn't stand work one more day and when we pull in we find our buddy John already there. Dump our stuff in the luxurious suite, grab a beer and head to John's. John had been there waiting for us for 8 days and going crazy blah blah blah he cant stop talking. Off to bed we go thinking of riding through the park the next morning.
Wake up and start a pot of coffee and John is ready to go. SLOW DOWN JOHN. This is vacation. A nice cuppa and then some guy in a Toyota truck with a ktm shows up about 9 am. We meet Brendan. He drove all night in a truck with no radio. Blah blah blah he don't shut up either. I want to ride the bikes through the park since we are all plated but ... NNNNOOOOO John wants to take the truck so Neil , Brendan, and I pile in Johns truck and off to the park. They never stoped hearing me bitch about having to walk... If God wanted us to walk he wouldn't have made gas. We saw some cool stuff but I think it would have been better on the bikes. Back to camp eat drink sit around the fire and shoot the **** while more show up. Brendan is swaying and not talking as much now... I think he has been up for 48 hours. I'm not sure of the order due to the brew but I think we met BK, Splat ,"The Canadians", Ossman and Taffy. Plans were made to ride the next day in an area that Splat new of called soverion trail. Good night Marie.
Splat is ready to go at 7 am and the rest of us are climbing out of bed about 8 and he thinks we are going to ride at 9... he's got another think coming..... I think by the end of the trip he knew we were never going to be ready on time EVER. We go to the trail head about 8 miles from camp and TOO COOL... right off good sand and some fast stuff I'm thinking easy and I can sight see and might even get bored. Was I ever WRONG. about 1 mile in we get to some rocky single track and then some of that slick rock and were mostly in 2 gear a few small step ups to get us going and a couple of good hills all of a sudden were on the moon. As far as you can see smooth , grippy , rock. Splat says " wanna play on the slick rock?" Oh hell yea we all go here and there like a bunch of kids but soon find that it is easy to get lost with no reference points on the slick rock if you get out of site you might have a hard time finding your way back. After playing wa while off we go again with Splat's son RIPPING man can that kid ride. You racer's better watch, out he'll be kicking your butt in about two years. Anyway with him ripping he misses a turn and we are on a big road and with all the HUSTOSTRONE pretty soon Taffy and I are going about 70mph when we come to a gate. Splat says wrong way so around we turn and then is when it happened..... My on and off love affair was about to go off again. To make a long story short every body got to see my poor wrenching skills as I took the carb apart and cleaned it ( I thought, remember the beginning of the post ?) got it all back together and then found I forgot the main jet. Soooo every body got to watch me struggle with the wrenches again. Well at least one berg had to die on this trip so I got it over on the first day and we had no more bike troubles until Fryguy's stator at the end. Sorry to Splat for letting his son hear some rather foul language as you might expect I was not a happy camper having One Lung tow me home.
Home we go. Neil, Taffy, and I have a quick bite and Splat takes us to Gemini Bridges. Off we go and I get in front with I think one of TC's (The Canadian's). Ripping, no dust, sliding corners bounce off some rocks drift some sand washes around a corner up the hill and an intersection so we wait..... and wait.... and wait... somebody says one guy went down so I turn around and find my good friend Neil on the ground and not doing too well. He cant breath and says he broke his collar bone. Cowboy up boy I say and ride it home so off we go. He is doing good on the bike but when we get to camp and get in the truck he's done. He lasted as long as he had to and now the pain is brutal. Hospital is convenient and the staff is friendly. I think they see motorcycles as a guaranteed source of income.A half dozen x rays and a couple of ct scans and they tell me Neil will have to stay the night. Broken ribs 2 through 6, broken collarbone, bad bruise on hip ( black last night already and about the size of a football ), spot on his brain ( maybe that is good now we know he has one) and a punctured lung. The neck is starting to swell before I leave the hospital. They are going to keep him over night. See I told you a source of income. Meanwhile back at the camp everyone asks about him and helps me forget my buddy is in the hospital. I'm being selfish now and think I better ride tomorrow morning before they let him out cause we will for sure cut this trip short. Velo is going to take us on a easy morning ride.
Were doing good today as we are ready to go about 10 and I think Splat is thinking he is making progress. Off to I don't know what you call it but it is at " Hole in the Rock ". We split into two groups fast guys like Velosapiens, TC's, Corona, Taffy, Brendan and a few others. I am told I should join this group. I'm fat and old I say but they say go forth young man and off we go. Coolest trail of the trip I think right off down a creek and then single track remember wait at the corners is what I heard at the trail meeting. Well it turned into a goat rope right off. The real fast part is gone and some of the fast guys in the slow group is catching the slow guys in the fast group and we are in the coolest canyon I have ever been in. Who cares if were lost this **** is good. Stair step ups up and down 100 creek crossings some with seat deep holes ( I'm sure some one will tell a story about that) trees so thick you have to put your head below your tank to get under and by now Splat's son is herding us slow guys like a sheep dog. John gets a flat and fixes it in 8 minutes flat. I love ridding with an old guy, he has skills. If you ever get a flat with him along just fumble for a minute and he will push you out of the way and change it for you. I think someone else will tell another story about that. Well we finally catch up to the fast guys and they tell us that was the easy part and now the steps get tall. How tall I ask? Well not too tall but allot of them. Some decide to take the road back but I decide to take my merry band of followers ( dumb ***** ) back the way we came. The canyon was just too cool. I think it was Lefrog, his son, John and I. We soon ran into Splat, Jason, Charles, Berger and Bk coming the way we already came getting lost in the thick trees. We talk briefly and leave and as I am passing Berger I notice he is wringing out an air filter. Hummmmmm can you say deep hole. Shortly after I found we have gained a rider and BK is with us. Now I find out that Bk is a racer deep down and wants to push me in the sand and creek crossings. Of course I have to show my ass and crash in front of him in the creek, get up blast away and he has no chance of keeping up until I try and jump the creek, hit a rock, bounce across the creek and end up in a tree. I had to pull the bike down with the back wheel. On we go up the canyon and it gets cooler the farther we go. Now we remember some big steps so we heard of a trail around them ...best part of the trail and we are trying to pass some jeeps at the same time as they go up the steps. We stop and take too many pictures and the jeeps beat us to the last big step. We wait for a while for a chick in a cherokee to get up and decide to go with her in the way. Charge it I say and I am the first but not the last to crash. With each others help we make it back to the parking area. Bk and I take the road back and stop to see Neil. The nurse says take him home and I ask if I can take him on the bike and she looks at me funny but says ok. I get him back to camp and with the help of Vicodan, Percodan and some Sam Adams he's doing ok.
To be continued.