So, this Irishman is stranded on a desert Island, then one day he see's something on the horizon. It's too small to be a ship, but it is coming his way. Eventually he see's that it's a person in a scuba suit.
As the scuba diver walks up onto the island and removes their mask, the irishman can see it's beautiful woman.
She asks: How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?
The irishman replies: Ah Lass, it's been ten long years.
She then opens a water proof pouch and hands the irishman a cigarette, and lights it for him.
He says: Faith and begorland lass, that's mighty tasty.
She then asks: How long has it been since you've had a drink of Irish whiskey?
He says: Lass, that too has been ten long years.
She produces a flask from anothe pouch and hands it to him.
He Says: Ahhhhh, tis the nectar of the gods it is.
She then starts unzipping her wet suit and asks: How long has it been since you played around??
The Irishman exclaims: For the love of christ Lass, don't tell me you've got a set of clubs in there too!!!!
As the scuba diver walks up onto the island and removes their mask, the irishman can see it's beautiful woman.
She asks: How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?
The irishman replies: Ah Lass, it's been ten long years.
She then opens a water proof pouch and hands the irishman a cigarette, and lights it for him.
He says: Faith and begorland lass, that's mighty tasty.
She then asks: How long has it been since you've had a drink of Irish whiskey?
He says: Lass, that too has been ten long years.
She produces a flask from anothe pouch and hands it to him.
He Says: Ahhhhh, tis the nectar of the gods it is.
She then starts unzipping her wet suit and asks: How long has it been since you played around??
The Irishman exclaims: For the love of christ Lass, don't tell me you've got a set of clubs in there too!!!!
