schwim said:
You just have to stop m@st@rb@ting.
every artist is ahead of his time and misunderstood during his life. but all have 'tuned the antenna' even before electricity but not even einstein could delve into this uncharted void. dont be a hater, you know you 'hitchike under the big top'. i'm at a level few ever reach. i can gain a beat as i switch hands when its 'five against one'.
i have applied for a patent but havent heard back yet.
if you cross your legs until your feet go numb, and then 'burp the worm', it almost feels like it some one else is 'clubbing eddy' or for the gents across the pond 'crowning the king'.
[picture 'brilliant' guinness beer commercial cartoon but not holding beers but doing the 'devils handshake']
when i get the trophy and award for 'roughing up the suspect', i plan on thanking the internet for speeding up evolution. normally it takes generations for evolution to occur, like watermelon without seeds or ebutton on mc, but i became 'a.s.j.' [ambedexriuosly slinging jelly] in less than one month once the computer only had a right hand mouse.
as you may have noticed i censored jAsons original post with @#$ because i am very sensitive to everyones feeling and didnt want the original post to offend.
and also, as i am not a sexist, this can be equally applied to the ladies as they 'hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw' and are busy 'parting the red sea' and ,if sometimes 'soaking the whisker biscuit'.
your welcome.
tuts :devil: