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If Dirt Bikes Were Built By Microsoft (or ridden by Bill Gates)
1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day.
2. Every time you wanted to ride a different track or a new trail, you’d have to buy a new bike.
3. Occasionally your bike would die for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on.
4. Occasionally, something as simple as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you have to reinstall the entire engine.
5. Macintosh would make a dirt bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the tracks and trails.
6. You wouldn’t be able to race more than one bike on the same track unless you bought "BikeXP", "BikeNT", or “Bike 7”.
7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes.
8. For no reason whatsoever, your bike would sometimes refuse to run until you grabbed the plug wire, stuck your finger in the exhaust, and used the kick start, all at the same time.
9. You would be required to wear riding gear manufactured by the same company who built your dirt bike. Deleting this option would cause the bike's performance to drop by 50% or more.
10. Every time a manufacturer introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike.
11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.
If Dirt Bikes Were Built By Microsoft (or ridden by Bill Gates)
1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day.
2. Every time you wanted to ride a different track or a new trail, you’d have to buy a new bike.
3. Occasionally your bike would die for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on.
4. Occasionally, something as simple as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you have to reinstall the entire engine.
5. Macintosh would make a dirt bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the tracks and trails.
6. You wouldn’t be able to race more than one bike on the same track unless you bought "BikeXP", "BikeNT", or “Bike 7”.
7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes.
8. For no reason whatsoever, your bike would sometimes refuse to run until you grabbed the plug wire, stuck your finger in the exhaust, and used the kick start, all at the same time.
9. You would be required to wear riding gear manufactured by the same company who built your dirt bike. Deleting this option would cause the bike's performance to drop by 50% or more.
10. Every time a manufacturer introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike.
11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.
