andy,
It's clear to me by your sense of humor, that you are right where you belong.... at the UHE. You will make a fine add to the mix! These are the greatest bunch of fellas around and will get your starting problem sorted lickety-split, just have some patience, a clean set of britches, and a limber left leg :lol:
As Taffy already said, check to see if your plug is wet. That should tell you if your getting fuel. Remove the plug entirely if need be and smell for fuel. Make sure all the connections are secure to the plug and that there are no damaged wires. If you do kick the bike over with the plug still connected but out of the hole, make sure the plug is grounded or you risk damaging the CDI coil. Once everything thats been suggested checks out ok including the valve adjustment, all thats left is learning the drill.
1st) Pull in the manual decomp lever.
2nd) Twist throttle fully open (WOT)
3rd) clear cylinder by kicking through stroke about four or five times. (No need to exert yourself here, just gentle full kicks should do it)
4th) release throttle from fully open position and allow to return to closed position.
5th) still with the manual decomp pulled in, kick through stroke one more time, still no need to exert yourself... one gentle full kick through.
6th) Release the manual decomp lever.
7th) slowly push the kickstart lever down until compression builds up.
8th) once the pressure has built up on the stroke, pull the manual decomp lever in ever-so-slightly to relieve the pressure and push the kickstarter down about 3-4" to bring the piston just past TDC.
9th) release the manual decomp lever and allow the kickstarter to retract back to its upper most and starting position.
10) With a good, strong, EVEN kick, shove that kicker to the floor!
* I have found that the most important part to mastering the drill is to get good follow through through the entire range of your kick. Don't let up half way through the kick, push it all the way until it stops against the foot peg in one steady Zen like motion. This will make you and the bike become one :wink:
ps. If the above mentioned method does not work the first time, try again from step one. Also, try using this method with and without the choke on to see if either will yield better results. I can start my bike with this method with or without the choke.... some people have varying results.
Regards,
2nd ps. If all else failes, rop'er to the car and try pull starting.... :lol: