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anyone who has seen the film 'the life of brian' will know that it should be everyman's enaliable right to have babies right!

well reg was right!

a man in bend oregon is about to have a baby!

i leave you all to gestate on that (7 months if you like) and hope your eyes don't water over tooo much!

regards

Taffy
 
Hopefully none of us Oregonians are concerned who the (other) father is :yikes:
 
crickey what is it about that state?

a women for a father in bend and i'm getting questions from a man who is beaver through and through (or at least as often as she'll allow!) LOL!!!!

i'll wait for y'll to announce the real story as you won't believe me ven if i tell ya!

regards

Taffy
 
thorzburn said:
Hopefully none of us Oregonians are concerned who the (other) father is :yikes:

All this time I thought you called yourselves "Organisms". 8O JD
 
Only a brit could conger up such a notion! Any rumor it being me is pure poppycock (I did take a big dump this morning though), and I did take Velos advice and took up knitting ( it is very relaxing, thanks Velo!) :D
 
jack2u98 said:
thorzburn said:
Hopefully none of us Oregonians are concerned who the (other) father is :yikes:

All this time I thought you called yourselves "Organisms". 8O JD

no, it's oregasms!

bend, are you gonna tell the tale or is this a hush job in the states? am i seriously the only one that heard?

LOL!!!

regards

Taffy
 
this is international news every where except the USA!

a man from bend, oregon, USA is about to give birth in the next 7 or so months.

the story i believe starts with a woman who wanted to become a man and had the operation as well as becoming registered as a man. he fell in love with a woman and got married. anyway, she can't have children so he kinda reversed the operation a bit and got his ovaries working etc.

i don't think he (by now a she?) had copulation but I.E and is now preggers!

as john mcenroe might say: "you cannot.......!"

regards

Taffy
 
BendBerg said:
Not sure which is worse, this story, or our reading about it on this forum?

well that depends whether you think it's funny or annoying?

try and laugh get some lines on yer forehead!

regards

Taffy
 
Ahhhhh, i hate living with all of these truly stupid ignorant excuses for humans!!!! no wonder the rest of the world hates us, the only things that make the news abroad are the things that we won't talk about ourselves..........

i love living in oregon for the Vast riding areas and conditions, but HOLY CRAP is it ever littered with DUMB $#!!$ !!!!!!!
 
i don't think people hate the USA my freind. not at all! it's the old story of "until i met them....". i have a unique upbringing, unique i suggest anywhere.

i have spent my life surrounded by more americans than english where i live!

ever heard of RAF lakenheath and RAF Mildenhall? well they're just 10 and 12 miles respectively from me and they rent the home the family have etc.

bloody nice people, very polite, easy to get along with, try really hard, pay up on time, couldn't ask for more. if anything americans live insular lives and it affects their conversation. it badly hinders them.

if i could bottle why and why not in australia and canada i would make millions. michael moore once crossed to i think/ vancouver? and they all leave their doors unlocked and everyone can remember the last murder from years back? and they have guns as well but never use them.

i think your politics and politicians suck but i have no probelm here with the USA thinking it's #1 and wooping it up etc. coming second would really do a few individuals some good though!

mostly for me though it's the isolation, the dangers it produces, the way extreme views and lifestyles breed. all because i feel (and it is just my opinion) that you have become insular forced or not). if ever a society should stride towards community over profit it is yours.

if you believe i've hit a note i'm sure you can imagine the worlds opinion when it pushes freedom down others throat.

we need society everywhere!

if we keep following the £,$ or E we'll ruin the thing we love and that's this world.

regards

Taffy
 
Yes taffy i think you hit it on the nose!!! the all mighty dollar runs everything!!! and it sucks!!! my girlfriend lives 210 miles from me in a little town called ellensburg(about a 3.5 hour drive) and in her little town things are soo much....... well...... she never locks her car door, can't tell you the last time there was a murder or a shooting. people have guns, but they use them for recreation and hunting, not settling disputes over stuff that really does not matter( eh-hem...judge juty and every other stupid A$$ judge show)

if you ask me i blame our ridiculously ineffective joke of a government, the media and the government....... i could go on and on, but my main worry is how the rest of the world sees America. i think that the media really distorts or shows only partial (the bad) way we live.

You talk about community, and the only place i find it anymore, and its a constant everywere.... is were motorcycles are present. at ANY staging area if a guy is having trouble starting his bike or what ever, there WILL be at least 2 people(complete strangers) that come and ask to help, and will give parts tools or thought(use full or not :D ).

there is not one other place that i can think of that this is a constant, not even a church, most but not all have good communities.

i fear for my children( i have all but adopted the girlfriends 2yr old), fear of what the world will do, become or ..........

I have been hearing this commercial lately that says it best....



We as a human race will not be defined by what we create, but by what we choose not destroy.........
 
Taffy said:
crickey what is it about that state?

a women for a father in bend and i'm getting questions from a man who is beaver through and through (or at least as often as she'll allow!) LOL!!!!

i'll wait for y'll to announce the real story as you won't believe me ven if i tell ya!

regards

Taffy

Do you still get appalled by idiotic things that happen in America?

Gee, Taffy... are you French?
 
Jesse almost slid this one under the radar! (thanks for posting Frog).

I thought we were going to keep our "love child" a secret Jesse? Now its out and we are the worlds fodder, for shame, I want a divorce and 95% of everything you have and ever will have. How could you do this to me sniff, sniff, sob..you said you loved me....sniff...you found another didn't you...sob...who is he? LOL
 
I tried. but you better be carefull what you wish for. I will be more then happy to give you 95% of my debt, 95% of my honey-do list, 95% of my stress that comes from having 4 kids, but I will only give you 5% of my paychecks, And that is more then I currently get from my wife... Still game?
 


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