Anonymous & Donations

tuts · Sep 23, 2011

somehow my donations as anonymous have been linked to me, probably thru my internet ipc or whatever it is.
i'm gonna try using different members names and even then rotate the names.
i'll start with berger.
this way i hope i can truely be anonymous.

signed,
an anonymous member

schwim · Sep 24, 2011

Hi there Paul,

I wrote berger asking him, but I think he's too busy working his ass off to make another donation so I thought I'd ask you since you were there: Would you happen to have a tracking number for my new bike? I want to make sure I have room in the new garage I'm building for it before it gets here.

thanks,
json

berger · Sep 24, 2011

schwim said:
Hi there Paul,

I wrote berger asking him, but I think he's too busy working his ass off to make another donation so I thought I'd ask you since you were there: Would you happen to have a tracking number for my new bike? I want to make sure I have room in the new garage I'm building for it before it gets here.

thanks,
json

It's in the mail sir. You have no idea how hard it was to stick 4000 postage stamps on it. I hope one doesn't fall off.....

Last I saw it was leaning against the mailbox down the street from me waiting for pickup. It's gone now, so I'm sure it's on it's way :cheers:

tuts · Sep 24, 2011

schwim said:
I want to make sure I have room in the new garage I'm building for it before it gets here.

thanks,
json

dearest jAson,
i figured it was going to be a problem.
i was going to send you a model of a new bike and shrink you down [except hands and b@lls]to the bike size.
this would be good because then you would have room and also because your b@lls and female like hands, would be finally be in proportion to your body.
but then i remember how much trouble you had with obstacles [read beetle bug size rocks and straw size sticks] so now even if you rode inside the woodgrain would get you.
i am buying you a new house. no mortgage. i will also pay the taxes. you will have to pay utilities but i'm sending you an atm card you can withdraw 500 per day. the pin spells out ' im a putz'
people talk about gandi, sister teresa, mlk, and superman as being great but i still i dont know why you arent included in this list. maybe since chaz bono is breaking thru on dancing with the stars you will be next to get public acceptance.
i wanted to tell you how much you were missed at fr4 and how grateful everyone is for all the hard work you do and what a great guy you are but i dont like to lie.
in closing i will quote an ancient chinese saying 'good ruck'.
so brother..'peace out', or if youre g-string has shifted 'piece out'

tuts :devil:

schwim · Sep 24, 2011

Girly hands?

Do those hands, holding a sprinkled cupcake while doing some gnarly offroading epicness look girly to you?

My balls, however, are very small, like you say. I had to ask my wife as she's had them for quite a few years now and she confirmed that they're shockingly undersized.

tuts · Oct 1, 2011

schwim said:
Girly hands?

Do those hands, holding a sprinkled cupcake while doing some gnarly offroading epicness look girly to you?

My balls, however, are very small, like you say. I had to ask my wife as she's had them for quite a few years now and she confirmed that they're shockingly undersized.

make a new rap song. oopppsss, where day is? ooopppsss, where day is?

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