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A man walks into a bar and notices a 100-dollar bill in a frame above the bar.
He asks the barkeep, "Was that the first hundred you made?"
"No", replied the bartender. "That's for a contest we have but no one's ever won."
"I want to play", said the man.
"Well", said the barkeep, "There are three parts to this contest: The first thing you have to do is knock out that bouncer over there. Only one man has ever done that.
The second thing you have to do is go out back.
I have a pit-bull out there with a loose tooth. You have to pull that tooth out.
The guy who knocked out my bouncer ended up in the hospital when he tried that one.
Finally, you have to make love to that 400-pound woman sitting at the back of the bar. "Upon hearing the third requirement, the man said "No thanks, I'll pass".
However, after a good amount of drinking the man reconsidered and yelled to the barkeep "Bring it on! What's first?" "The bouncer" said the bartender. Upon hearing this, the man promptly walked over to the bouncer and laid him out with one punch. "Impressive!
Now for the pit-bull", said the bartender. The man went out back.
For about five minutes all that could be heard was barking and crashing, and finally a dog's whimper. The man walked back into the bar proudly and, zipping up his pants, said "Now where's that fat gal with the loose tooth?"
He asks the barkeep, "Was that the first hundred you made?"
"No", replied the bartender. "That's for a contest we have but no one's ever won."
"I want to play", said the man.
"Well", said the barkeep, "There are three parts to this contest: The first thing you have to do is knock out that bouncer over there. Only one man has ever done that.
The second thing you have to do is go out back.
I have a pit-bull out there with a loose tooth. You have to pull that tooth out.
The guy who knocked out my bouncer ended up in the hospital when he tried that one.
Finally, you have to make love to that 400-pound woman sitting at the back of the bar. "Upon hearing the third requirement, the man said "No thanks, I'll pass".
However, after a good amount of drinking the man reconsidered and yelled to the barkeep "Bring it on! What's first?" "The bouncer" said the bartender. Upon hearing this, the man promptly walked over to the bouncer and laid him out with one punch. "Impressive!
Now for the pit-bull", said the bartender. The man went out back.
For about five minutes all that could be heard was barking and crashing, and finally a dog's whimper. The man walked back into the bar proudly and, zipping up his pants, said "Now where's that fat gal with the loose tooth?"
