kiwi

Hi everyone, My family have the Trackday bug, but being reasonably tall ( and old) think Motards suit better than road bikes. Plus the fact we live in hilly farmland makes off-roading motorbikes another love. So... I bought a 2003 TE501, fitted with road gear for my wife to use at track days...

Here ya go mate.... An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi: "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid...

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'...