jokes

Here ya go mate.... An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi: "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid...

Here goes boy's and girls, I'll start off with; Whats the easiest way to add 25% more horsepower to your new KTM? Trade it in on a Husaberg! Whats the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirt bag. If a Harley owner, and a KTM owner and a Nascar fan...