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schwim

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Why is it every time I look at the bottom of the forum index, it's your birthday? Today, it's your 41st birthday and four days ago, it was your 36th.

Are you trying to get a UHE birthday present? If so, give it up. The members are broke from buying me a bike.
 
schwim said:
Why is it every time I look at the bottom of the forum index, it's your birthday? Today, it's your 41st birthday and four days ago, it was your 36th.

Are you trying to get a UHE birthday present? If so, give it up. The members are broke from buying me a bike.

schwin aka jAson aka SoBig,
i see right thru this plot that you all here at uhe have started, unless its that hacker annoymomous [spelling] who brings down websites.
and the reason you think this is all so funny is that i confided in you and told you how i was left on the doorsteps of a church, hence i dont actually know my real bday so you try to hurt me this way. why? perhaps thats how you get your jollies. perhaps its because i wouldnt give froggy the 25th free beer at fr1, plus you were hoping to see me and taffy have a throwdown [actually i was too but we skipped the brawl and went to becoming good buddies].
and now i got your left hand [deleted due to treat] aka dezduster aka 'he still owes me $50' to send me pm'z that i'm a racist cause of my avator. for the record, its just a kid on a swing, on the same tree as a guy hanging. i thought he committed suicide [or as i like to call it 'my ace in the hole'] but dez sees the cartoon's races. that is impossible because the cartoons are just actors playing a part of a person and not really that person.
as you can tell from this reply, i do see things clearer now that my meds are adjusted and since i stopped trading them, so you can try all you want to get to me but it wont work, except for this time.
if there are any unbiased readers out there search the post where dez repeating slams me no matter how nice i was to him. its the thread that daleo locked. is it cause i say that anyone who uses racesag to adjust the shock preload is an *****? is it cause i say anyone who puts the yusa 7 into a bike thats supposed to have a yusa 6 is an *****? is it cause i say that anyone who doesnt think exactly like i do is almost certainly [99.999%] an *****?
i know they tried to burn leanardo divinci at the stake for being a witch in massachettes [or one of those colonies] but i ask you, once he made a couple good movies now he is okay and dont burn him? who decides this?
so in the same way that peanut butter doesnt mix with snow [or any other form of oxygen], perhaps its the way this site and me are. i think i have made my point quite clear.
and thanks for assisting in the lawsuit to get my title changed. the truth is if it wasnt for me, there would be no two stroke bergs......your welcome.
and you really showed how dumb you really are...you spelt my name wrong..there is no capital letters.
:devil:
 
tuts said:
and now i got your left hand testicle mike mormon aka dezduster aka 'he still owes me $50' to send me pm'z that i'm a racist cause of my avator. for the record, its just a kid on a swing, on the same tree as a guy hanging. i thought he committed suicide [or as i like to call it 'my ace in the hole'] but dez sees the cartoon's races. that is impossible because the cartoons are just actors playing a part of a person and not really that person.

What does Dez think of Bluto's Avator ? :lol:
 
Davo said:
tuts said:
dez sees the cartoon's races. that is impossible because the cartoons are just actors playing a part of a person and not really that person.

What does Dez think of Bluto's Avator ? :lol:

For those who think that tuts is just pulling everyone's chain let me assure you that he has been gradually deteriorating since his unfortunate accident. Well, it wasn't really an accident it was more like an event gone purposely wrong and now I'm his "sponsor" and thus the recipient of endless verbal and written abuse. He went through 9 other sponsors in 3 weeks within the program and they were going to send him back to the home, but his probation officer interceded and asked them to allow me to become the first non-program sponsor in the group's history. How could I possibly turn down such a responsibility for my old buddy tuts?

Please don't think it is easy dealing with his unusual combination of turrets’ syndrome, sleep apnea, and bi-polar disorder though, because sometimes I can't tell which tuts I am dealing with, but all I have to do is wait a few minutes for him to nod off for a short siesta. Mostly all I have to do is keep my cell phone with me and occasionally talk him back into reality so it isn't really too hard. As fellow Norwegian-Americans he and I can find realities that evade most normal folks.

Let me explain the avatar thing: tuts has a deep seated resentment of bias or prejudice in any form so he expressed that suppressed feeling through the manifestation of a black man hanging on a tree (the man IS black) and a clearly non-black silhouette of a little girl swinging contentedly from another branch of the same tree. The man hanging from the tree obviously represents classic prejudice while the swinging girl represents the apathy of humanity to the injustices afforded to the less powerful. It wasn't me, but my brother-in-law that made the proposition about possible racial overtones with the context of the avatar. I've straightened him out but I'm not so sure about the people he contacted.

As for Bluto's Avatar I'd have to actually converse with him to see if my initial impression is correct. Wasn't Bluto the guy that Popeye used to beat up all the time? More subliminal association?
Dez
 
What in the HELL are you guys smokin? And why did I just read all of that??
 
:iagree:
LOL I read it a few times and even tried to enlarge the avatar to see if the guy was black. I'm lost. :hathat30:
 
What in the HELL are you guys smokin? And why did I just read all of that??
LOL I read it a few times and even tried to enlarge the avatar to see if the guy was black. I'm lost.
mission accomplished :wink:
 
Davo said:
tuts sure did get his 2 cents worth

good eye, and yes i did.

just for the record, its all in jest. the avatar is just weird, nothing more. some of my replies are almost like inside jokes with some of the older members so dont get to twisted about them, its all in good fun.
this moment of clarity has been brought to you by the pharmacutical industry and i'd especially like to thank lithium.
 
tuts said:
some of my replies are almost like inside jokes with some of the older members so dont get to twisted about them, its all in good fun.

tuts, it's best not to mention anything about "older members" and newer members. It may trigger something in Taffy and he will dig up the old "Is the site healthy" post again :lol:
This may in turn start a trigger that will ark up some of the newer members, especially the ones that have had a few sherbets. :lol:
 
Davo said:
tuts, it's best not to mention anything about "older members" and newer members. It may trigger something in Taffy and he will dig up the old "Is the site healthy" post again :lol:
This may in turn start a trigger that will ark up some of the newer members, especially the ones that have had a few sherbets. :lol:

That was a smokescreen so taffy could get his fancy pants LDC :lol:
 
berglsmerg said:
Davo said:
tuts, it's best not to mention anything about "older members" and newer members. It may trigger something in Taffy and he will dig up the old "Is the site healthy" post again :lol:
This may in turn start a trigger that will ark up some of the newer members, especially the ones that have had a few sherbets. :lol:

That was a smokescreen so taffy could get his fancy pants LDC :lol:


LOL, does my bum look big in this ? :lol:
The year is up 3rd August 2011 for the FPLDC Riders.
It's still a good read that post, digressed into chains breaking, snakes, Desert Racing, lizards and bottle openers, to name a few :lol: :lol:
Davo
 

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