translator for mens and womens English

Bobzilla · 2008-12-03T02:50:51+00:00

translating Mens' English to Womens' English. I bet it works in other langauges too -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone Athletic................................No breasts Average looking..................Moooo Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar Emotionally Secure.............On medication Feminist...............................Fat Free Spirit...........................Junkie Friendship first....................Former **** New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned......................No B.J.'s Open-minded......................Desperate Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing Professional........................B I T C H Voluptuous.........................Very fat Large frame........................Hugely fat Wants soul mate.................Stalker DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.....................................No No.....................................Yes Maybe...............................No We need.............................I want I am sorry......................... You'll be sorry We need to talk..................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead...................You better not Do what you want..............You will pay for this later I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry..........................I am hungry I am sleepy...........................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress............................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you. C an I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. __________________