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i have just had a scary moment i'll tell thee!
i'll tell you it warts and all. i'll admit i've been niave but here goes:
i took a bike in from a lad from peterborough and he said he knew that the con rod had snapped. as i surveyed the bike on the back of the pick up i said that a rebuild was "going to be £1,000". he then said that i did a racing cam as well didn't i? to which i replied "yeh for another £130".
anyway, i took his number and he went off on holiday. he looked about 28 and i had his mobile number.
upon inspection i found that the tappet nuts had come off both inlets and one of the nuts had jumped into the camchain and smashed out the top of the rocker cover.
anyway, what with the extra power of the race cam, i put it together with new bearing and pin, the special mains, rings, two exhaust valves, camchain, 5 bearings, gaskets, a dual valve spring kit, modern decomp, new ixu24.
also new blade, seals, vein (one blade was broken), CFBs because one was worn right through, cam bearings, and had three engineering jobs done as well as the crankpin fitted. i also did the kickstart mod, freewheel, sprague and even flowed the inlet valves.
i then rejetted the bike and the total bill was £1,300. as the battery was knackered i was asked to also get one of these for £40. so i had said that it would be £1,170 but it was an guide as i had said to him.
so he turned up tonight with two mates and i went right through all that i had done to the bike and showed them the 'dog's bowl' of bits.
they all disappeared down the drive and then the owner came back up and said that all he had was £900. so i said that the bike didn't leave until the bill was paid. i then went in the hiouse and answered the phone while he opened the garage doors and started to freewheel the bike out, i went out and got behind the bike to stop him and a semi-scuffle broke out.
i shoved it back in and he shoved it out and we had a right wrestle with me shouting "you can't take it till you've paid for it". the bike stopped sideways on and then in his west indies jive talk he said that i was dissing him, showing no respect, and not listening to his problem, that i had attitude! luckily his mates stayed back at their car.
i then called my brother in law and got him out, he took 10 minutes and by then all three of them were around me and doing the old mental games....
how do we know you fitted anything?
show us the receipte specific to this bike?
show us the profit?
then when i invited them in to see what i did and my margins etc - they weren't interested. they calmed down a bit with the B-I-L there coz he's a beefcake but no matter what we/they did i told tem that the bike didn't leave till i was paid!
they then focused on the fact that i'm not fully comp to ride and store the bike. i explained that i was covered for liability and third party to ride the bike. however, they now wanted to remove the bike because it was uninsured on my property. for a while i said i'd take it in the living room and it would be safe but minutes later we did the grinding circles again.
i explained that i'd done 30+ hours on it and was charging for just 20. i had written the receipt out last night and included a test ride but alas they got there before i took it today so they then thought that that should come out of the price!
the owner kept calling for heavies and then my BiL called the police. the police took 2 hours to get here. some 30 minutes after it had finished.
anyway, my BiL and i stood there and we had complete stalemate. the lad hadn't got any more money. ok he'd been on 2 weeks holiday to the carribean but he was now broke and it was my fault for not understanding him!!!!!!!!
suddenly two black geezers come up the drive, plough past the BiL (THANKS MATE!) and i know that i'm in the sheeeyut here!
they screamed in my face and demanded that i give them the keys or they would do me and the whole phucking place man! they calmed for a few minutes as they picked up some of the stories but alas the three young uns elaborated on things. they demanded the young lad gave me what he had and as i took the £900 they went nuts demanding the keys.
i wanted to finish it, it couldn't go well from here. not with 5 of them screaming at me. so i said that i wanted the £1,170 and that they should see fair that that was the minimum. alas the two new lads asked him if he had any more to which he replied "no" so one of them turned and twated me in a strange double knuckler.
i said that 'that would do, just take the bike and phuck off'.
confession
should have taken an address
should have stripped it and turned that estimate into a quote
should have taken a deposit up front for it
confession over.
i'll hold back from saying much more but i have met some good guys in loonyberg and arkley and even a couiple more but i have also met some scum. two of them were from closer to 'us' than you can imagine. mission: phuck me over!
so i'm just about flat broke and also feeling deperately down over this. having been in the car trade from birth to 28 nothing prepared me for the scum i've had to deal with.
yours in a state of shock (and expecting a smashed window etc etc anytime soon)
Taffy
i'll tell you it warts and all. i'll admit i've been niave but here goes:
i took a bike in from a lad from peterborough and he said he knew that the con rod had snapped. as i surveyed the bike on the back of the pick up i said that a rebuild was "going to be £1,000". he then said that i did a racing cam as well didn't i? to which i replied "yeh for another £130".
anyway, i took his number and he went off on holiday. he looked about 28 and i had his mobile number.
upon inspection i found that the tappet nuts had come off both inlets and one of the nuts had jumped into the camchain and smashed out the top of the rocker cover.
anyway, what with the extra power of the race cam, i put it together with new bearing and pin, the special mains, rings, two exhaust valves, camchain, 5 bearings, gaskets, a dual valve spring kit, modern decomp, new ixu24.
also new blade, seals, vein (one blade was broken), CFBs because one was worn right through, cam bearings, and had three engineering jobs done as well as the crankpin fitted. i also did the kickstart mod, freewheel, sprague and even flowed the inlet valves.
i then rejetted the bike and the total bill was £1,300. as the battery was knackered i was asked to also get one of these for £40. so i had said that it would be £1,170 but it was an guide as i had said to him.
so he turned up tonight with two mates and i went right through all that i had done to the bike and showed them the 'dog's bowl' of bits.
they all disappeared down the drive and then the owner came back up and said that all he had was £900. so i said that the bike didn't leave until the bill was paid. i then went in the hiouse and answered the phone while he opened the garage doors and started to freewheel the bike out, i went out and got behind the bike to stop him and a semi-scuffle broke out.
i shoved it back in and he shoved it out and we had a right wrestle with me shouting "you can't take it till you've paid for it". the bike stopped sideways on and then in his west indies jive talk he said that i was dissing him, showing no respect, and not listening to his problem, that i had attitude! luckily his mates stayed back at their car.
i then called my brother in law and got him out, he took 10 minutes and by then all three of them were around me and doing the old mental games....
how do we know you fitted anything?
show us the receipte specific to this bike?
show us the profit?
then when i invited them in to see what i did and my margins etc - they weren't interested. they calmed down a bit with the B-I-L there coz he's a beefcake but no matter what we/they did i told tem that the bike didn't leave till i was paid!
they then focused on the fact that i'm not fully comp to ride and store the bike. i explained that i was covered for liability and third party to ride the bike. however, they now wanted to remove the bike because it was uninsured on my property. for a while i said i'd take it in the living room and it would be safe but minutes later we did the grinding circles again.
i explained that i'd done 30+ hours on it and was charging for just 20. i had written the receipt out last night and included a test ride but alas they got there before i took it today so they then thought that that should come out of the price!
the owner kept calling for heavies and then my BiL called the police. the police took 2 hours to get here. some 30 minutes after it had finished.
anyway, my BiL and i stood there and we had complete stalemate. the lad hadn't got any more money. ok he'd been on 2 weeks holiday to the carribean but he was now broke and it was my fault for not understanding him!!!!!!!!
suddenly two black geezers come up the drive, plough past the BiL (THANKS MATE!) and i know that i'm in the sheeeyut here!
they screamed in my face and demanded that i give them the keys or they would do me and the whole phucking place man! they calmed for a few minutes as they picked up some of the stories but alas the three young uns elaborated on things. they demanded the young lad gave me what he had and as i took the £900 they went nuts demanding the keys.
i wanted to finish it, it couldn't go well from here. not with 5 of them screaming at me. so i said that i wanted the £1,170 and that they should see fair that that was the minimum. alas the two new lads asked him if he had any more to which he replied "no" so one of them turned and twated me in a strange double knuckler.
i said that 'that would do, just take the bike and phuck off'.
confession
should have taken an address
should have stripped it and turned that estimate into a quote
should have taken a deposit up front for it
confession over.
i'll hold back from saying much more but i have met some good guys in loonyberg and arkley and even a couiple more but i have also met some scum. two of them were from closer to 'us' than you can imagine. mission: phuck me over!
so i'm just about flat broke and also feeling deperately down over this. having been in the car trade from birth to 28 nothing prepared me for the scum i've had to deal with.
yours in a state of shock (and expecting a smashed window etc etc anytime soon)
Taffy