Well,This Past Week I've Been Off As I'm Starting A New Job On Monday,Cool I Thought New People And A Change Will Do Me Good,£8000 PA More Than I Was On.
Monday I Go To DVLA And Get My Private Plate Taken Off My VOR So I Can Put It On My 450 WHEN The Documents Turn Up,A Little Miffed That Its Been 3 Months And Still Not Registered.
Tuesday I Take All My Tools To The New Workshop And Begine To Meet The New People I Will Be Working With,Get Home And I Have A Phone Call From A Friend Saying The Car He Lent His Best Man Was Involved In An Incident And Needs To Go To The Police Station For Questioning.
6PM Comes And We Head Off To The Yard The Cars Kept At, :evil: Completely Written Off,Driven Into A Lamp Post.
Mate Decides To Take Car Back As Will Get Very Little On Insurance And Spent ££££ On A Turbo Conversion.
2 Hours Later My Mate Turns Up With A Trailer but No Winch,Luckily It Starts Up Ok When I Hot Wire It. An Hour Goes By And We Finally Leave The Yard And Drive To Mates Garage. 20 Mins To Unload And Get Into The Garage.
After A Cup Of Tea I'm Driven Back Home,Time Now Is Close To 12PM Get In And Start Cooking Dinner,Then I Get Moaned At By One Of The Cats Wanting Her Food,Look Around The House But Can Only Find 1 Cat,Starnge I'd Locked The Flap So They Can Only Get In.
Had A Quick Bite To Eat And Flicked Through The Channels,Still No Cat? Times Was Getting On So Turned In For The Night.
Get Woken By The Noise Cat At Around 8AM,Go Down To Feed Them But Alas Still Only One Cat,Get Showered And Go Shopping,Still No Cat,Look Through Neigbours Hedges And Gardens,Through The Woods That Back Onto Our House,Up And Down The Road.
Cant Find Her,Decide To Call My Parents,Who's Visiting My Uncle In Spain,Told Where All Docs Are For The Cat And Begine Calling Vets And Rescue Centres,No Cats Been Injured Or Found.
Best Mate Comes Round And Has A Look With Me Again And still No Cat,8PM Decide That Its Getting On So Cook Something To Eat,Mate Asks To Borrow Car As His Is Being Looked At For Bad Knocking Noise And Steering Pull,Lent Him Mine As Still Got Dads Van And Mums Mondeo.
This Morning Get Up Around 7 And Feed Cat,Get Showered And Look Further A Feild But Still No Joy,Too Early To Knock On Anyones Door As They've All Left For Work,Decide To Refit My Carb To My Bike And Rework Breathers,Cool Carb And Breathers All Done,Decide To Tackle The Splitting Fuel Lines,But My Mistake I Get 1/4" Hose And The Buggers So Tight It Doesnt Fit The Carb,Tried For Hours To Get Everything Fitted Back Up,Gave Up And Though I'll Go Get Some Proper Hose,Had A Short Lenth Of The Right Size Hose That I'll Use One Tap And Start Her Up,Buggers Got A Flat Battery As It Turns Over So Slowly,Right Then Have To Kick It Over,Must Have Tried 20 Times But Will It Start
Its No Lost Its Spark!!!!!!,Bugger This So I Start Packing Up,Starts Raing And Blowing A Heavy Gales,Loose My Bag Of Fuel Line Clips Down The Garden Somewhere,Then It Stop Raining And The Wind Dies Down,Can I Find Then Clips? No Chance.
I Go Back And Grab The New Set Of Levers,The ASV Ones Dont Have The Little Tag For Brake Light Switch,So Get A Pair Of Little Levers Off Ebay,Brake Lever Fits Perfect In About 2 Mins,Cool I Thought,Go To The Clucth Side,Starts Blowing A Gail And Begines Raining Again,Must Be Quick I Thought,Starting To Get Real Cold,I Struggle To Get Bolt Out The Centre Of The Lever,Then It Fly's Out And I Fumble With It As My Fingers Are Getting Numb,Loose The Little Spring And The New Levers A Bit Tight The It Sticks Half Way.
By This Point My Bloods Really Boiling,So I Pack Everything Up Into The Crappy Garage Before I Set About Both Bikes With A Sledge Hammer,I Go Indoors To Boil Kettle And Get A Phone Call From Best Mate Who's Borrowing My Car To Say The Batterys Completely Flat And Cant Start The Car :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Not Having A Very Good Week Am I.
Still Not Got Bike Registered And Now Wont Start!
Lost An 18 Month Old Bengal Cat :cry:
Car Batterys Completely Flat!!!
Oh And Last Nigh The Roof In My Bedroom (Loft Conversion) Began To Leak And Filled My DVD Player Up With Water.
Sometimes I Feel That The Universe Hate Me
Monday I Go To DVLA And Get My Private Plate Taken Off My VOR So I Can Put It On My 450 WHEN The Documents Turn Up,A Little Miffed That Its Been 3 Months And Still Not Registered.
Tuesday I Take All My Tools To The New Workshop And Begine To Meet The New People I Will Be Working With,Get Home And I Have A Phone Call From A Friend Saying The Car He Lent His Best Man Was Involved In An Incident And Needs To Go To The Police Station For Questioning.
6PM Comes And We Head Off To The Yard The Cars Kept At, :evil: Completely Written Off,Driven Into A Lamp Post.
Mate Decides To Take Car Back As Will Get Very Little On Insurance And Spent ££££ On A Turbo Conversion.
2 Hours Later My Mate Turns Up With A Trailer but No Winch,Luckily It Starts Up Ok When I Hot Wire It. An Hour Goes By And We Finally Leave The Yard And Drive To Mates Garage. 20 Mins To Unload And Get Into The Garage.
After A Cup Of Tea I'm Driven Back Home,Time Now Is Close To 12PM Get In And Start Cooking Dinner,Then I Get Moaned At By One Of The Cats Wanting Her Food,Look Around The House But Can Only Find 1 Cat,Starnge I'd Locked The Flap So They Can Only Get In.
Had A Quick Bite To Eat And Flicked Through The Channels,Still No Cat? Times Was Getting On So Turned In For The Night.
Get Woken By The Noise Cat At Around 8AM,Go Down To Feed Them But Alas Still Only One Cat,Get Showered And Go Shopping,Still No Cat,Look Through Neigbours Hedges And Gardens,Through The Woods That Back Onto Our House,Up And Down The Road.
Cant Find Her,Decide To Call My Parents,Who's Visiting My Uncle In Spain,Told Where All Docs Are For The Cat And Begine Calling Vets And Rescue Centres,No Cats Been Injured Or Found.
Best Mate Comes Round And Has A Look With Me Again And still No Cat,8PM Decide That Its Getting On So Cook Something To Eat,Mate Asks To Borrow Car As His Is Being Looked At For Bad Knocking Noise And Steering Pull,Lent Him Mine As Still Got Dads Van And Mums Mondeo.
This Morning Get Up Around 7 And Feed Cat,Get Showered And Look Further A Feild But Still No Joy,Too Early To Knock On Anyones Door As They've All Left For Work,Decide To Refit My Carb To My Bike And Rework Breathers,Cool Carb And Breathers All Done,Decide To Tackle The Splitting Fuel Lines,But My Mistake I Get 1/4" Hose And The Buggers So Tight It Doesnt Fit The Carb,Tried For Hours To Get Everything Fitted Back Up,Gave Up And Though I'll Go Get Some Proper Hose,Had A Short Lenth Of The Right Size Hose That I'll Use One Tap And Start Her Up,Buggers Got A Flat Battery As It Turns Over So Slowly,Right Then Have To Kick It Over,Must Have Tried 20 Times But Will It Start
Its No Lost Its Spark!!!!!!,Bugger This So I Start Packing Up,Starts Raing And Blowing A Heavy Gales,Loose My Bag Of Fuel Line Clips Down The Garden Somewhere,Then It Stop Raining And The Wind Dies Down,Can I Find Then Clips? No Chance.
I Go Back And Grab The New Set Of Levers,The ASV Ones Dont Have The Little Tag For Brake Light Switch,So Get A Pair Of Little Levers Off Ebay,Brake Lever Fits Perfect In About 2 Mins,Cool I Thought,Go To The Clucth Side,Starts Blowing A Gail And Begines Raining Again,Must Be Quick I Thought,Starting To Get Real Cold,I Struggle To Get Bolt Out The Centre Of The Lever,Then It Fly's Out And I Fumble With It As My Fingers Are Getting Numb,Loose The Little Spring And The New Levers A Bit Tight The It Sticks Half Way.
By This Point My Bloods Really Boiling,So I Pack Everything Up Into The Crappy Garage Before I Set About Both Bikes With A Sledge Hammer,I Go Indoors To Boil Kettle And Get A Phone Call From Best Mate Who's Borrowing My Car To Say The Batterys Completely Flat And Cant Start The Car :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Not Having A Very Good Week Am I.
Still Not Got Bike Registered And Now Wont Start!
Lost An 18 Month Old Bengal Cat :cry:
Car Batterys Completely Flat!!!
Oh And Last Nigh The Roof In My Bedroom (Loft Conversion) Began To Leak And Filled My DVD Player Up With Water.
Sometimes I Feel That The Universe Hate Me
